tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75656597398320090852011-07-08T08:07:40.551-07:00Adminnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565659739832009085.post-6628084140921348192010-02-12T21:12:00.000-08:002010-02-12T21:12:40.348-08:00I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning. Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.<br /><br />***<br />I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.<br /><br />***<br />Sales Ad at a Store: 'You are my one and only' valentine cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.<br /><br />***<br />Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.<br /><br />***<br />Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. Happy Valentines Day. (note to her gardener)<br /><br />***<br />I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.<br /><br />***<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7565659739832009085-662808414092134819?l=freevalentinesquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7565659739832009085.post-40324085254590640792010-02-12T03:32:00.000-08:002010-02-12T03:32:02.346-08:00" I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times,<br />in life after life, in age after age forever."<br />...Rabindranath Tagore<br /><br />* * * * * * * * *<br /><br />Time is too slow for those who wait,<br />too swift for those who fear,<br />too long for those who grieve,<br />too short for those who rejoice,<br />but for those who love, time is eternity.<br />... Henry Van Dyke<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"The reduction of the universe to a single being,<br />the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love."<br />...Victor Hugo<br /><br />***********<br /><br />The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love.<br />...Henry Miller<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"Love conquers all."<br />...Virgil<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."<br />...Charles Dickens<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the<br />real with the ideal never goes unpunished<br />....Goethe<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else.<br />If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."<br />...Sir James M. Barrie<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"All, everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.<br />...Leo Tolstoy<br /><br />***********<br /><br />"Love: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."<br />...Robert Frost<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7565659739832009085-4032408525459064079?l=freevalentinesquotes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Adminnoreply@blogger.com0